Multitasking

[Mad Kane has started a Limerick and Haiku Prompt, this week it is "Multitasking."]


I've done quite a bit of multitasking at work, especially in the last few years. My last two job titles inspired the haikus. Then there's a limerick I wish were true!




I.T. Analyst -
job title that covers a
multitude of sins.


To manage means that
I spend my time meeting but
not getting work done.



When it seems that each voice-mail's a gripe
and in e-mail most messages snipe,
when each schmo without spine
fills my in-tray with whine
I know how to trash all with one swipe.